Popped in to Fajri’s house last night to watch the always important match between Milan and Inter. As usual, I wore my centenario black and blue Inter jersey for the match - sprayed a little bit of Eau de Toilette here and there for good luck - and Forza Inter!
In the usual Inter fashion against bitter enemies, we obtained a hard-fought 1-0 victory against our cousin from the other side of city. Another thrilling match won with our expert counter-attacking tactics and solid finishing from non other than Diego Milito himself (and also thanks a massive cock up by our resident Interista, Abate, of course).
So. Today is a good day. No. Today was SUPPOSED to be a good day.
I lost my passport. Again. FUCK!
I lost my passport on the day where my visiting visa expired and was just about to renew it. Double FUCK!
Okay…
This is the third time in less than 5 years that I’ve had to renew my passport - not because it had expired - no… I just keep losing the damn thing! Why do they have to make those things so small anyway?
And it’s not at all funny because this means that I am now stuck in this country as an illegal immigrant. And it also means that I’d have to pay a hefty fine due to my overstay in this country. Yay…
In order for me to meet the deadline of submitting a visa renewal by the end of today, I had to make haste for myself to get everything sorted. So, I went down to the International Police Department of Malaysia and got myself a report saying that I’ve lost my passport so please allow me to make a new one bla bla bla. Then I had to get myself to the Indonesian Embassy in KL to make a new passport before the end of the working hours at 4PM.
So I got there at 1:30PM. And you know what. They told me they were out of application forms for a passport renewal so I had to comeback the next day to get it done. What the fuck! I was 2 hours, and 30 minutes before time, and their bloody excuse was that they’re out of application forms! How pathetic of an excuse is that?!?! The last time I checked, this is the year 2012. We’ve invented the printer 10 years ago, so go use the fucking thing! Heck, the photocopier machine existed before then, why not just use that? Smart…
Honestly, this is beyond ridiculous. I mean, every Indonesian knows that our country is being run by complete morons. But, this is just too much.
So anyways, I’ll have to go back to the Embassy tomorrow to get my passport done. In the meantime… Muhammad Muhyiddin… just another illegal immigrant from Indonesia living the life in Malaysia.
