I don’t know it’s just weird. I don’t know why I’m in this band. I’m the only one that likes girls. I’m the only one that believes that guys and girls should be together and that babies should be made from the “penis and vagina” way - the old way! These guys are trying to create some weird, wacky… maybe the penis and the butt will get a kid - I don’t know! I don’t think that works you know!

Tom DeLonge, Blink 182. This fucker is hillarious!