The girls are always gloomy. They always look like they have some kind of an incurable disease and have a depressed look on their face. Why do you always lie on an empty field of grass and be sad (like all the time)? Tell me.

People in the films always look emotionless. They are not mad yet they are not happy. All emotions are displayed in ONE single expression: a half-smile. That’s it.

The films always have a “deeper meaning” behind every single words that are said in each characters’ lines.

Everyone’s young and fashionable. It is as if the whole population has just come out of Topshop/Topman and bought every single pieces of material on display in the shop. 

The guy is in love with the girl. The girl is in love with the guy. Or are they really in love? You can only assume that they’re in love. But they never explicitly show it. One minute they are, one minute they are apart. And in the end they just grow out of love. What the hell are you guys on about?

Over-sized specs. Oh come on. Those aren’t even real. I’m pretty sure you have a perfect 20/20 vision.

I’m just sick of these pretentious indie films. Fuck off. I much prefer to watch paint dry.